Extractos:
-If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
-If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything
-Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
-If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
-The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
-Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his mates.
*Esta descoberta resultou duma discussão com uma amiga minha sobre a criação de uma religião, baseada na ideia de que após a morte, vamos todos para o Great Red Light District in the Sky. Sim eu sei que deveria a estar a fazer algo de util.
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